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Events in South Lanarkshire

Our events list is maintained by South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture.

Carluke Roller Disco - March 2015

Date: 27 January 2015
Location: Carluke Leisure Centre

Cost: Adult £6.50, Child £3.60, Free with ACE membership

Carluke Leisure Centre Roller Disco

Carluke Leisure Centre Roller Disco

27 March 2015

6.15pm and 7.45pm

Adult £6.50, Child £3.60, Free with ACE membership.

Skate hire £2.05

For more information please call 01555 751384

Craig McIntosh

Date: 5 March 2015
Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre

Cost: Free admission

Craig McIntoshCraig McIntosh is a Glasgow based Artist and Illustrator. He came up through the ranks of Glasgow’s College of Building and Printing and then onto Art school at Duncan of Jordanstone in Dundee graduating with a BA (Honours) in Illustration and Printmaking.

His work is predominantly a mixture of drawings and screen printing, and has been exhibited at the Royal Glasgow Institute, The New Temple, Leeds and Somerset House in London. The National Gallery, Edinburgh exhibited one of his prints in 2012 as part of the Royal Scottish Academy.

Our House

Date: 25 March 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £12.00 / £10.00 concession / £35.00 family

Our HouseLanark Amateur Musical Society return to Lanark Memorial Hall with their production of Our House. Following in the footsteps of many so called “jukebox musicals, Our House, billed as “The London love story” is the 'Madness musical' set to all your favourite hits from the London Ska band including ‘It must be love’, ‘House of fun’, ‘Our House’, ‘Baggy trousers’ and more!

Written by Tim firth and with lyrics by Madness, the original production opened in London’s West End in 2002.

Jimmy Cricket Laugher show with Special Guest Matt Ramsay

Date: 28 March 2015
Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride

Cost: £10.00 / £5.00 under 16's

Jimmy CricketThe nation’s favourite Irish Comedian, Jimmy Cricket, is set to bring his hilarious comedy show to East Kilbride this March.

For one night only, Jimmy will arrive equipped with one-liners galore, sprinkled with visual comedy, and aimed at all the family.

On offer is a comedy master class delivered by a consummate and legendary entertainer everyone has come to love.

And there’s more: tickets for Jimmy’s visit will be kept at the amazingly affordable price of £10.00 and £5.00 for under 16’s, as he strives to offer the best in entertainment at an incredibly attractive price.

So for granny or grandson alike, Jimmy Cricket will be the perfect opportunity to truly test that laughter is the best medicine!

Available to book online

Easter Events at Chatelherault Country Park

Date: 29 March 2015
Location: Chatelherault Country Park

Cost: varies per activity

Easter Events at Chatelherault

Threads in Time

Come and see live Spinners, Weavers, Lace makers, Knitters and more!! Everyone welcome to watch or bring along their own wool or thread craft skills and join in! Contact for more information.

Date: Sunday 29th March
Time: 10:00am to 2:00pm
Cost: Free

Easter Quiz

A kid’s seasonal treasure hunt. Answer the questions correctly and it will lead you to the secret locations of the eggs which hold the clues to help solve the puzzles. We will supply a clue sheet to assist you to explore the visitor centre available from reception.

Date: Friday 3rd – Sunday 19th April
Time: 10:00am to 4:30pm
Cost: £1.50

Easter Sunday Fun Day

Make your Easter Sunday a fun packed day; decorate your Easter Egg before taking part in traditional egg rolling with the Easter Bunny. We will supply everything you need to. Drop in session, suitable for 5-12 year olds or younger if accompanied by an adult.

Date: Saturday 4th – Sunday 5th April
Time: 10:00am to 4:30pm
Cost: £2.50

Retro Games - Get on Board at Lanark Library

Date: 31 March 2015
Location: Lanark Library

Cost: Free

retro gamesBoard games club held on Tuesday mornings for anyone aged 16+ who enjoys playing traditional board games such as Scrabble and Monopoly.

Sian Moir

Date: 2 April 2015
Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre

Cost: Free admission

Sian MoirSian Moir is an emerging local young artist with a passion for murals. Having studied at the City of Glasgow College, Sian has extended her working practice as an assistant to other professionals in the field and, in doing so, gained valuable experience which allowed her to evolve her own self-directed endeavours.

East Kilbride Arts Centre is delighted to support Sian through this café gallery exhibition and also to create the opportunity for her to design and implement an external wall mural, within the garden, which marks the 20th anniversary of the opening of East Kilbride Arts Centre.

Butterfly Kiss

Date: 2 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £12.00 / £11.00

Butterfly KissFair Pley present Butterfly Kiss, written and directed by Dave Anderson.

A Punch and Judy stall on a Scottish seaside front.

An older guy, who might be a Punch and Judy exponent, or just somebody reminiscing about a time in his life when you could see such things on a Scottish seafront?

We don't know. What we do know is that this Punch and Judy stall is a magic box, full of characters from the old guy's childhood, and perhaps from his story between then and now.

He's remembering a particular summer, 1960, when he was 15 years old. He's still a child, but is going through the kind of boy-to-man stuff we all recognise; he's already disillusioned with Elvis, for betraying his Poor-White-Trash roots, his Girl-Back-Home is going off him for an older (16-year-old) guy, and his parents have dragged him off on holiday. In 1960 the old guy remembers, all things American were cool. Eisenhower was the President ("I Like Ike!"), and luckily, in light of the Elvis disappointment, there was Ray Charles and Chuck Berry and Bobby Darin...

A message in a bottle is washed up on the beach. People have jobs, making things. There’s only one TV channel, to which only some people have access.

A look at life in the 1960s and a chance to reminisce about all that has changed over the decades.

"The show as a whole is extraordinarily moving and powerful..." ****The Scotsman

Tickets available via

From the Floorboards Up

Date: 2 April 2015
Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre

Cost: Free admission


Nick Walker was born and brought up in Morecambe, Lancashire. He studied Fine Art at Lancashire Poly and Staffordshire University. He now works as a teacher, supporting pupils with hearing impairment in East Ayrshire. Nick is interested in the contrasts, tensions and contradictions present in painting. Figuration / Abstraction, Object / Image, revealing / concealing.

David McRae was born in Dumbarton. However, he now works from his studio at home in Troon. David is self-taught in his art and, although he paints, his love is drawing and using pencil in order to create moods and detail within his work. His other passion is listening to music which he constantly undertakes when painting / drawing; the lyrics of songs present influences within his work as the majority of his works are based on the images which the song lyrics present.

Bobby Johnstone was born in Glasgow, and brought up in East Kilbride. He studied Fine Art Painting at the Central School of Art and Design and Goldsmiths’ College, London. He now paints full-time, after teaching in South Ayrshire. His work is based on the figure, and he attempts to create power and drama in his work, as well as aiming for iconic imagery which can confront the spectator. He has exhibited at home and abroad and he regularly features in many exhibitions throughout the West Coast.

Johnny Cash

Date: 3 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £18.50

Johnny CashThe Johnny Cash Roadshow, the only show to be endorsed by the Cash family, is a musical adventure unrivalled by any other that truly celebrates the career of the music legend that is Johnny Cash.

Fronted by singer/songwriter Clive John and played out in front of an amazing video back drop featuring images and shots from Johnny Cash’s personal life, the musical talent of Johnny Cash is recreated with astounding accuracy, truly capturing the essence of what it was like to be at a real Cash show!

The show takes the audience from the 1950s right up to 2002 - and all the stops in between – with greatest hits such as Ring of Fire, Walk the Line and the iconic Johnny and June duets! All the while accompanied by an amazing video back drop with evocative images and shots from Johnny Cash’s life.

‘Clive’s resemblance is uncanny’ – Roseanne Cash (Johnny Cash’s daughter)

‘Would have been top billing in Vegas’ ***** (Southport Theatre & Convention Centre)

‘What an amazing show, you could have sworn that Johnny Cash was there with you’ ***** (The Ironworks, Inverness)

Tickets available via

What's On at Calderglen Easter 2015

Date: 4 April 2015
Location: Calderglen Country Park

Cost: varies per activity

Calderglen Easter 2015

Easter Treasure Hunt

Roll up, roll up and join in our Easter treasure hunt, have fun exploring the conservatory, ornamental gardens and zoo following the clues to solve the Easter puzzle.

Date: Saturday 4th – Sunday 19th April

Time: 10:00am – 4:00pm daily

Cost: £1.50

Easter Craft Workshops

Get Crafty this Easter and join us at Calderglen and have an eggciting afternoon.

Date: Sunday 5th; Wednesday 8th and 15th April

Time: 2:00pm – 4:00pm

Cost: 50p - £1.50 dependent on craft

What's Hiding at the Heritage Park

Drop in to the hide at the heritage park for a closer look at the wildlife on the water.

Dress for the weather with appropriate footwear.

Date: 12th April

Time: 11:00am – 1:00pm

Cost: free

Venue: James Hamilton Heritage Park 

Weird and Wonderful Wildlife

Activities to help you encourage native animals into your garden. You can make a cake for the wild birds and feeders for the butterflies.

Date: Monday 13th – Friday 17th April

Time: 11:00am - 4:00pm

Cost: £1 per activity

Junior Ranger Fun Day

Meet outside the Ranger Station

Join the rangers for this drop-in, self led event for quizzes, activities and creepy crawly safaris. Dress for the weather with appropriate footwear.

Date: 15th April

Time: 11:00am – 2:00pm

Cost: Free

Lanark Lifestyles Spring Break Activities

Date: 6 April 2015
Location: Lanark Lifestyles

Cost: various

Lanark Lifestyles Spring Break Activities

To book any of these classes, please phone Lanark Lifestyles on 01555 666800.

Children's Group Swimming Lessons

Week 1: Mon 6 Apr - Fri 10 Apr
Week 2: Mon 13 Apr - Fri 17 Apr

Age 3-4
Week 1 - 9:20-9:50 excluding Tuesday
Week 2 - 13:30-14:00
These lessons cater for 3 and 4 year old children. The lessons aim to help develop children's confidence in the pool environment through fun games and activities.

Week 1 - 9:50-10:20 excluding Tuesday
Week 2 - 14:00-14:30
These lessons are for children who are non-swimmers, or can swim a few strokes unaided. The lessons introduce basic swimming skill and movement on front and back.

Week 1 - 9:20-9:50 excluding Tuesday
Week 2 - 13:30-14:00
This class is for participants who can swim 5m on their front and back. This class develops current strokes further and teaches children about all 4 strokes and introduces children to deep water.

Multi Skills
Week 1 - 9:50-10:20 excluding Tuesday
Week 2 - 14:00-14:30
Children will learn about different water sports including competitive racing, rookie lifeguard, snorkelling and water polo. Children must be able to swim a minimum of 25m and tread water for 30 seconds.

Classes will run subject to a minimum number of participants.

Week 1 (4 days) £12.80, concession price also available
Week 2 (5 days) £16.00, concession price also available

Private Crash Course
Week 1: Tue 6 Apr - Fri 10 Apr
Week 2: Mon 13 Apr - Fri 17 Apr
Crash course lessons are a great way for children to develop and quickly learn various water skills and techniques.
Special Easter offer - 5 for the price of 4!
Available all customers.

Adult Snorkelling
Tue 7 Apr 9:30-10:30
£11.20, concession price also available

Easter Egg Challenge

Date: 7 April 2015
Location: Biggar Library

Cost: £1.50 per child

Join the Easter fun at Biggar Library and join us for an Easter Egg Challenge.

Suitable for ages 5-11 years.

For further information, or to book a place, please phone Biggar Library on 01899 222060.

Spring Break ACE Activities

Date: 7 April 2015
Location: John Wright Sports Centre

Cost: various / ACE membership

Spring BreakBookings are now being taken at John Wright Sports Centre for children's ACE activities during Spring Break.

Playzone P1-P7, Trampoline P1-S4 and Gymnastics 3-5years.

To book please contact John Wright Sports Centre on 01355 237731, or alternatively you can book online.

Toys and Games

Date: 7 April 2015
Location: Low Parks Museum

Cost: Free

Toys and Games
Start off the Easter Holidays with a bit of fun - why not come along to Low Parks Museum and play with our "Toys and Games"? From Chess to Snakes and Ladders and Skipping games to Hopscotch there's fun for all the family.

The sessions are 10:30am-12:30pm and 1:30pm-3:30pm, no booking required.

Please note that all children must be accompanied by a responsible adult at all times during the sessions.

Pips and Panda meet Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Date: 7 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £5.00

Pips and PandaIn this Pips and Panda show, they find themselves meeting the three bears: Daddy Bear, Mummy Bear and silly Baby Bear! Panda finds himself flying through the air with Goldilocks' kite and dancing with two frogs! Lots of laughter, fun and songs to sing along to! An amazing performance which keeps everyone entertained.

Children, Mums and Dads can meet the puppets afterwards. A truly spectacular show! Bring along your panda or monkey toy!!

'Beautiful sound of lots of children bubbling with laughter at the slapstick onstage' (

Exciting ultraviolet performance for ages 1-6.

Tickets available via

Easter Minecraft Club

Date: 9 April 2015
Location: Biggar Library

Cost: £1.50 per child

Join the Easter fun at Biggar Library with two special minecraft sessions.

Suitable for ages 5-11 years.

For further information, or to book a place, please phone Biggar Library on 01899 222060.

Mamma Mia

Date: 10 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £6.00

Mamma MiaGet your dancing shoes on and join us for a 70’s style dance-along to the big screen version of Mama Mia which tells an enchanting tale of love, laughter and friendship.

The night starts with everyone joining in with a warm-up, led by your host Chris JS Wilson, to learn some funky dance moves to some of ABBA’s greatest songs. Then the screening begins and everyone joins in at the right moments, breaking into a huge 'shakedown' for the finale. Dance along to hit numbers including Dancing Queen, Mama Mia and Super Trouper.

Dig out your best retro outfit, big up your hair and groove on down to Lanark Memorial Hall for a fantastic night out!
Feel free to dress up in style.

Tickets available via

Brassed Off

Date: 11 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £6.00

Brassed OffYou’ve all heard of Sing-Along movies screenings (we’ve done some here already!) - so to mark the 30th anniversary of the end of the miner’s strike in 1985, we’re staging our first ‘Play-Along’ movie with a special screening of Brassed Off.

Staring Tara Fitzgerald and Ewan McGregor, the film tracks the troubles faced by a colliery brass band, through the miner’s strike and the subsequent closure of their pit. The soundtrack for the original film was provided by the famous Grimethorpe Colliery Band, and the plot is indeed based on Grimethorpe's own struggles against pit closures.

The film was very positively received for its role in promoting brass bands and their music so we’re calling out to all brass players to come along and join members of one of Scotland’s top brass bands, The Kirkintilloch Band and local heroes, The Coalburn Silver Band to come along on the day and “Play Along” with some of the great music along with the film.

Tickets can either be booked for players to join in the play-along or for audience members who simply wish to come along and see the classic film on the big screen together with live music.

(Please state whether you are a player or audience member when booking)

Fossil Fun

Date: 13 April 2015
Location: Low Parks Museum

Cost: Free

Fossil FunBack by popular demand... Fossil Fun. In these workshops you will learn how fossils are made and about ancient creatures that lived millions of years ago. You will even be able to make your own fossil plaster cast from our moulds.

The workshops are from 10:30am-12:30pm and from 1:30pm-3:30pm. If you would like to book a place on one of these workshops, please contact Aileen Meechan at  or by calling Low Parks Museum on 01698 452382.

Please note that all children must be accompanied by a responsible adult at all times during the workshop.

Easter Pre-School Story Time

Date: 13 April 2015
Location: Biggar Library

Cost: Free

Come and join us for our Easter Story Time.

Suitable for under 5's. A responsible adult must remain with the child during the session.

For further information, or to book a place, please phone Biggar Library on 01899 222060.

Chicken Licken

Date: 14 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £5.00 performance, £5.00 workshop

chicken lickenDNA Puppetry and Visual Theatre presents Chicken Licken.

A baby chick is born and thinks the sky is falling down. On the way to tell the King, she meets Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky & Turkey Lurkey, but there's a shocking surprise! Chicken Licken grows up to be the Little Red Hen and asks her friends to help her make bread, but no one wants to play! Mixed into this recipe of food, puppets and music is the story of Little Red Hen and the sly Foxy Loxy. Will she outwit him and save her stuffing?

There will also be an exciting puppet making workshop after the show! Children will be able to create their favourite character from the show from materials supplied…and then bring it to life!! See your creation come to life on the stage set in a ‘Parade of Poultry’ in front of the audience!


Date: 15 April 2015
Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride

Cost: £15.00

DivasEarly booking recommended - contains some adult humour.

Three of Glasgow's top female performers return to East Kilbride with Divas.

A Glasgow institution that needs no introduction, May Miller and her husband, tonight's music maestro, Robert, have been performing for over twenty years. Together this dynamic duo has performed in Glasgow's SECC, Pavilion Theatre, the City Halls and all the places in-between.

Barbara Bryceland's big voice and personality to match has become one of the most popular entertainers in the country. And the youngster of the group, Ashley McCullagh, has been performing from the tender age of fourteen, when she appeared on ITV's 'Stars in Their Eyes Kids' as Shania Twain and came third overall in the final.

These Divas are brought together by the outrageous Ms Cheri Treiffel, whose costume changes alone are worth the ticket price.

Available to book online.

Teddy Bears' Picnic

Date: 17 April 2015
Location: Biggar Library

Cost: £1.50 per child

Enjoy the Easter fun at Biggar Library and join us for our Teddy Bears' Picnic - story, games and craft.

Remember to bring Teddy!

Suitable for ages 3-5 years. A responsible adult must remain with the child during the session.

For further information, or to book a place, please phone Biggar Library on 01899 222060.

ELO Again

Date: 17 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £15.00

ELO AgainBritish rock group, The Electric Light Orchestra, epitomised the 70s with their unique symphonic rock style and unforgettable classics. Pop masterpieces such as Mr Blue Sky, Livin’ Thing, Sweet Talking Woman, Shine a Little Love, Don’t Bring Me Down…to name just a few. Now you can re-live the amazing sounds of the Electric Light Orchestra in the form of the World’s Number One tribute show - ELO Again.

Together they have re-created the sound of the Electric Light Orchestra and will have you rocking in the aisles and re-living your musical heritage in this fantastic production which can entertain any audience. Accurately performing all the great ELO classics, ELO Again brings you an evening of phenomenal music, showing why the music of ELO has stood the test of time!!

Tickets available via

The New Jersey Boys

Date: 18 April 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £15.50 / £13.50

The New Jersey BoysBack to Lanark Memorial Hall by popular demand, don’t miss the chance to see “The New Jersey Boys” show – a must see for any fan of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons!

Performed and narrated by The FX Band, the vocal harmonies in this show are at the very least PERFECT! Immaculate costumes add to the professionalism of this outfit where the hits from this magical time in music are performed with ease and absolute perfection. The show will feature all the favourite hits by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons including: Oh What a Night; Walk Like a Man; Big Girls Don’t Cry; Sherry and many many more…

For a fantastic night of quality music, do not miss this show!

Tickets available via

Peter Morrison - Broadway and Beyond

Date: 18 April 2015
Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride

Cost: £13.00 / £11.50 concession

Peter MorrisonPeter Morrison's annual spring tour is here again and calls at the Village Theatre on 18 April.

With him will of course be his son Richard, recently completing a nationwide tour with the great John Wilson Orchestra, and his daughter Jackie, having recently won unstinting praise for her performances in "Abigail's Party" (The Curve, Leicester) and "A Bunch of Amateurs" (The Watermill, Newbury).

"Broadway and Beyond" brings you a whole range of popular music, solos, duets and ensembles. From Broadway musicals to Scots songs, performed by Peter and his talented cast with, as ever, Alan Kitchen as Musical Director.

Peter takes great pride in putting together a programme of first class musical entertainment.

Don't miss it.

Available to book online

Introduction to Family History Course

Date: 23 April 2015
Location: Biggar Library

Cost: £5.00 for the course

Paul Archibald from Lanark reference department is running a two week course at Biggar Library to assist in developing the skills necessary to successfully begin tracing your family history and provide guidance on how to go about making the most of the resources available.

Limited spaces available.

Please call Biggar Library on 01899 222060 to book your place.

World Book Night: Murder and Mystery at the Museum

Date: 23 April 2015
Location: Low Parks Museum

Cost: £5.00 / £2.50 concession

World Book NightA must for lovers of crime or thriller fiction!

South Lanarkshire Libraries invite you to celebrate World Book Night with three top rated crime thriller authors and members of Bloody Scotland.

Lin Anderson will be joined by Craig Robertson and Alex Sokoloff discussing the inspiration behind their riveting and tense crime writing.

Lin is author of the successful thriller series featuring Dr Rhona McLeod. Craig's bestsellers include Random, Cold Grave and Witness the Dead. Alex Sokoloff is an American psychological thriller writer whose presence will give the evening a truly international flavour.

Tickets available from Hamilton Townhouse Library. 01698 452122

The Devil Wears Primark

Date: 24 April 2015
Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride

Cost: £14.00 / £12.00 concession

The Devil Wears PrimarkRubber Ear Productions presents The Devil Wears Primark, by Kathleen Ruddy.

Centred around a dementedly unbalanced London Greek-Cypriot family coming together to ‘celebrate’ the imminent award of an MBE for their controlling matriarch, whose questionable radio sex therapy advice extends to members of her own family – whether they want it or not.

However things are not quite as they seem for Athenoulla Georgiou: her husband was a closet cross-dresser with post-war traumatic stress disorder, her daughter can barely communicate and her vengeful prodigal son flaunts a Turkish travelling circus performer (played by Starlight Express star Penni Tovey) in front of her in an effort to try and push the entire dysfunctional mess right over the edge.

Well known as a playwright, writer, director and actress, Kathleen Ruddy returns with a subject all women will recognise: The mother-in-law.

A guaranteed great night out for daughter-in-laws everywhere!

Available to book online

New College Lanarkshire HND Musical Theatre Cabaret

Date: 26 April 2015
Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre

Cost: £10.00

HDN musical theatre cabaretLunch Time Performance

Lunch served at 1.00pm (tea / coffee, soup and sandwiches)

Performance 2.00pm

High Tea Performance

Tea served at 4.30pm (tea / coffee, sandwiches and cake)

Performance 5.00pm

Sit back and enjoy the sounds from the musical theatre stage, in a cabaret performance brought to you by a group of young talented singers from Motherwell College’s HND Musical Theatre programme.

Early Booking Recommended

Available to book online

A Song and a Sip

Date: 2 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £12.00

A Song and a SipInsideout Productions proudly presents A Song and a Sip.

Join a first class professional cast as they take you on the best of musical theatre from West End to Broadway. The performance features songs from hit musicals such as Les Miserables, Wicked, Grease and many more.

Tickets include the songs and a sip – a glass of wine or soft drink of your choice on arrival! – and if that isn’t enough…we’ll even throw in a sandwich making this a lunchtime performance not to be missed!

Tea Dance with John Findlay

Date: 13 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of tea dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided


Date: 15 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £20.00 / £18.00

ShowaddywaddyOne of Europe’s most successful ever exponents of retro-inspired music – SHOWADDYWADDY rock and roll into Lanark for a night of music not to be missed.

With 23 Top 40 hit singles, 15 massive selling albums, the 1978 Christmas Number 1, over 50 Top of the Pops performances and a special request from the Queen Mother to meet them after a Royal Variety performance – Showaddywaddy are acclaimed all over the world!!!

Formed on 1st September 1973, Showaddywaddy are celebrating over 40 incredible years of music proving that rock & roll truly is alive and kicking in the hands of this amazing band.

Tickets available via

Joe McElderry in Concert

Date: 21 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £16.00

Joe McElderryX-FACTOR winner Joe McElderry is hitting the road with a brand new show after the sell-out success of last year’s nationwide tour. The Evolution Tour showcases Joe’s renowned versatility which has won him a unique fan base. But it is Joe’s sheer energy and vitality which carry the show – and the audience into the night with a sense of elation.

The Evolution Tour features new numbers and new routines which will entertain his fans, old and new. His unmistakable voice, easy wit and warm rapport have endeared him to all ages from 5 to 95 and his loyal band of fans made 2014’s 60-gig Set Your Soul Alive tour a major hit.

Whether he’s singing a pop hit, or stunning the audience into silence with Opera, Joe has evolved from boy crooner to the master of his craft since winning X-Factor in 2009.

The Evolution Tour shows Joe is still an ever growing talent.

Tickets available via

The Bag Rockers

Date: 23 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £12.00 / £10.00

The Bag RockersMusic in Lanark and Lanark Memorial Hall presents The Bag Rockers plus special guests Reely Jiggered.

Music in Lanark, in partnership with Lanark Memorial Hall, are proud to present an evening of traditional Scottish music…with a twist!!! Featuring two of Scotland’s top folk entertainers this is a night not to be missed!

Reely Jiggered, 02 ABC Winners of SoundWave Music Competition 2014, are bursting with talent, alive with creativity and live to perform. They are inspired by Celtic Folk music, intrigued by World beats and melodies and drawn to an interesting and unique fusion of funk, rock, pop and jazz taking folk music to new heights. Reely Jiggered have showcased their phenomenal talent at festivals all over the world including prestigious Scottish festivals such as Celtic Connections and the Edinburgh Fringe.

And as if that wasn’t enough, your evening ends with a spectacular performance from The Bag Rockers! The Bag Rockers have introduced a modern twist to traditional Scottish music, with their tongue-in-cheek, high energy performances, gaining them an outstanding reputation as one of the most entertaining acts on the corporate circuit.

Playing from Kiev to Kuala Lumpur and lots of places in-between, no one can resist the freshness and warmth of The Bag Rockers!

Colin Fry - Inspired by Spirit

Date: 29 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £17.50

Colin FryBeing one of the World’s most recognised Spiritualist Mediums and Healers, Colin’s TV series ‘6th Sense’ has now been broadcast worldwide for 12 years - making his public performances an International demand.

This year’s tour will once again see Colin Fry bring his own unique form of uplifting comfort to ordinary people living ordinary lives, proving he is very much the Peoples Medium.

Please note that evenings of mediumship are not scientifically proven and are presented for education and entertainment purposes only.

Tickets available via

Aly and Phil

Date: 30 May 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £15.00 / £13.00

Aly and PhilAly and Phil, two of Scotland’s most acclaimed traditional musicians, take to the road once again, following a year of awards and chart success, to delight audiences across Scotland with their masterful, versatile and amusing performances. They have now been leading us in the dance on BBC’s live Hogmanay show for two decades. October 2013 saw the legendary folk duo receive the Sunday Mail Great Scot Award’s ‘Lifetime Achievement Award.

They have become a national institution with their incomparable mastery of fiddle and accordion, bringing excellence in traditional music to venues across the country. Individually they pursue other ventures in performance, television and education. It is when they tour together that they truly shine with over quarter of a century of well-honed skills and hilarious banter delighting audiences everywhere.

Both Aly and Phil have ‘many other strings to their bow!’

Tickets available via

Carluke Roller Disco - June 2015

Date: 12 June 2015
Location: Carluke Leisure Centre

Cost: Adult £6.50, Child £3.60, Free with ACE membership

Roller Disco

Carluke Leisure Centre
Roller Disco
12 June 2015
£6.15pm and 7.45pm
Adult £6.50, Child £3.60, Free with ACE membership

Call 01555 751384 for further information


Date: 13 June 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £10.00 / £36.00 family ticket

FunboxFormer stars of the ever popular Singing Kettle, Kevin, Gary and Anya are coming to Lanark Memorial Hall with their brand new show ‘FUNBOX’!!! In one of the first Scottish tour dates of what is sure to be a nationwide smash, the ‘Fancy Dress Fun’ show from these gifted entertainers is sure to have you singing and clapping along to your favourite songs!!!

The magical funbox contains everything you need to sing a song and have an adventure, but it’s locked tight, and won’t open until you find the special keys to open it up. Where could those keys be hiding though? Can you help to find them all? With crazy characters and dress-up fun; everyone can help out in this truly interactive adventure. They’ll also be joined by their old chum Bonzo the Dog - visiting Lanark for the first time.

Family favourite singalong songs like; The Grand Old Duke of York, Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus, The Music Man, My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean and The Quartermaster’s Store, alongside brand new songs, will entertain and enthral kids of all ages, from nought to ninety.

Dress up and join in the fun, come in your favourite, fanciest, coolest, grooviest outfit! Who knows, you might get the chance to help onstage too!

Get ready to find those keys, unlock the box and release the fun.

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MacFloyd - Wish You Were Here LIVE!

Date: 3 July 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £15.00

MacFloydThe 40th Anniversary Tour

MacFloyd (Scottish Pink Floyd) bring their show for the first time to Lanark in celebration of the 40th anniversary of Floyd’s classic ‘Wish You Were Here’ album which will see them perform this masterpiece in its entirety. The show will also include a varied mix of Floyd classics including material from ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’, ‘The Wall’ and ‘The Division Bell’ albums amongst others.

Along with an impressive display of 70s psychedelia, lasers and light, the band take pride in performing all the Floyd numbers with great accuracy thanks to a talented line up of musicians, each performing with real passion. Only this way, MacFloyd are able to perform every single detail in Pink Floyd’s music completely live!

Arguably the best Pink Floyd tribute around, MacFloyd will take you on a journey which promises to transport you back to those spectacular times…if only for a night. Don’t miss it!

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Walt Disney's The Lion King

Date: 13 July 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £5.00

Lion KingAfter the sell out success of our sing along Frozen screening at Christmas, Lanark Memorial Hall are delighted to bring you Walt Disney’s second highest grossing film of all time (behind Frozen obviously!) sing along The Lion King!!!

Join Simba, Nala and favourites Timone and Pumba as they adventure through the pride lands and explore the Circle of Life. Featuring favourite songs such as Just Can’t Wait to Be King and Can You Feel the Love Tonight - this is a sing along movie not to be missed!

Why not come along dressed as your favourite jungle animal and join us as we sing…HAKUNA MATATA!!

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Lanark's 5 / 10 K Trail Runs

Date: 9 August 2015
Location: Lanark Racecourse

Cost: tbc

Lanark's 5 / 10K Trail RunsSave the date! - Sunday 9 August 2015

Join SLLC and a host of local partners in a morning of racing and family fun!

On Sunday 9 August SLLC will host a morning of racing and family fun at Lanark Racecourse from 9:00am - 1:00pm (approx).

The 5k event will be a fabulous starter event for juniors, families and new runners alike. There will be a quirky theme to the race allowing participants to add to the fun by dressing up for the event.

The 10k race will be perfect for our more serious runners and those looking to push themselves that little bit further.

In addition to the races there will be lots of fun and activities on offer including bouncy castles, face painting, climbing walls and sports taster sessions.

Local groups and partners will be showcasing their skills on the day, providing non-stop entertainment for both spectators and racers alike.

Information on race routes and registration will be published soon.

Details will be made availabele on this page, on our facebook pages and from Lanark Lifestyles.

More details will follow - watch this space!

The Tiger Who Came to Tea

Date: 13 August 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £11.00 / £8.50 groups 10+

The Tiger Who Came to TeaKW & NB Ltd present The Tiger Who Came to Tea LIVE ON STAGE!

Direct from a SMASH-HIT WEST END season

The doorbell rings just as Sophie and her mummy are sitting down to tea. Who could it possibly be? What they certainly don’t expect to see at the door is a big, stripy tiger!

Following a smash-hit West End season, the tea-guzzling tiger is back on the road in this

delightful family show; packed with oodles of magic, sing-a-long songs and clumsy chaos! A stunning stage adaptation of the classic tale of teatime mayhem...,expect to be surprised!

David Wood OBE is undisputedly the country’s leading writer and director of plays and musicals for children. His many successes include Fantastic Mr Fox, The Gingerbread Man, BFG, The Witches, Meg and Mog, Spot and Babe the Sheep Pig.

For children aged three and above.

Running time: approx 55 minutes (no interval).

Watch a sneak preview online at

“This Tiger is the cat’s meow”???? The Times

“A rare and grrreat achievement”???? Mail on Sunday

a musical play by DAVID WOOD

based on the book by JUDITH KERR

directed by DAVID WOOD

designed by SUSIE CAULCUTT

movement director EMMA CLAYTON


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The Manfreds - Hits, Jazz and Blues

Date: 19 September 2015
Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Cost: £20.00

The Manfreds60s group Manfred Mann are now considered, more than ever, one of the finest and most respected bands from that era. Their numerous pop hits were R&B based with an undercurrent of jazz - a very unusual but winning combination of playing style and substance! As a result, their records have a timeless quality and, some 53 years on, The Manfreds, with original ‘front man’ Paul Jones, will be performing their hits live at Lanark Memorial Hall! The evening will include a mix of Jazz and Blues songs as well as popular songs from their best-known albums.

Paul Jones, with his unique harmonica sound, will be joined by Mike Hugg on keyboards, Tom McGuinness on lead guitar, Rob Townsend on drums, Marcus Cliffe on bass guitar and Simon Currie on saxophone/ flute. Each member is an excellent musician in their own right and will provide a full evening of entertainment...with some solo work, and a few surprise renditions of The Manfreds classic songs!

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