South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

Rutherglen Repertory Theatre and Rutherglen Town Hall proudly presents an evening of One Act Plays.

Cheque Please

Have you ever been on a blind date? No? Well, join this gentleman and young lady as they try and find true love on a series of, shall we say, curious encounters. After witnessing what they go through, will you be excited to go on one of your own? Or will it encourage you to have a microwave dinner for one and watch a movie. Join them on their journey and find out.

Last Call For Carrot Cake

We have all been there, sitting in the doctor’s surgery trying to mind your own business.

The last thing you need is a loudmouth fellow patient trying to pry into your private life. To top it all off the receptionist is grating on that last nerve you have left. All of a sudden, a strange man enters the waiting room. He is dressed unusually. Is he a drifter? A man of no fixed abode? Or something more sinister. They are all about to find out.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £8.00 / £7.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

World renowned Johnny Lee Memphis, the JLM band, the Memphis Belles, come together to produce this explosive and dynamic interpretation of Elvis live in concert: The Absolute Elvis Show.

Elvis was Johnny’s very first inspiration. As a small boy Johnny would passionately watch all of Elvis’s movies and listen to his songs. Through the motivation and love of Elvis, his Aunt Helen started Johnny singing along and dancing the moves. All for family entertainment at the tender age of only 3. Johnny’s home grown musical talent has since taken him far and wide.

Paying homage to the King since 2004, he is absolutely one of the best Elvis tribute artists in the business. His craft has led him to work in countries such as Canada, USA, China, Australia, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Italy, Germany, and of course the Mecca for all Elvis tribute artists as he has performed directly across from Graceland in Memphis Tennessee, USA.

His career has also led him to meet and work with people who knew Elvis personally. To quote two of Johnny’s favourite critiques about his performance:

“Johnny is doing Elvis proud, when you meet him it’s like you’ve met your new best friend just like it was with Elvis” - Charles Stones (Elvis’s tour manager)

“Boy, you sure brought back a lot of great memories for me with what you just done on that stage” - Sam Thompson (Elvis’ bodyguard and close friend)

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £26.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

An Arts Enigma production. Written and directed by Paul Moore.

Girls, Guys and Glamrock!

It’s 1974 and Abba just had their Waterloo and our three LUVbirds, Linda, Una and Vi often find their love lives, flushed doon the loo after getting a “dissy” at Boots Corner! Where thousands of Glasgow’s young lovers started their dauner down the aisle…or right back to “ra dancin’.

Many a night they’ve waited on their Knight in shining armour and all the amour- hoping to make it across the road to Beaverbrooks, in their quest for that band of gold.

Will our LUVbirds fall head over heels…or right “aff” their heels? 

A night full of Girls, Guys & Glamrock with all the hilarity, all the love hangovers and all the hits…everything from Abba to T Rex to Bowie and The Bay City Rollers! And so many more…

From the writer of last year’s comedy smash, “The Provy Wummin”- this is not to be missed!

Age restriction: 16+

Adult humour and occasional strong language.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £22.50 / 10% discount for group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Performed by Folksy Youth Theatre, Legally Blonde JR. follows the transformation of Elle Woods as she tackles stereotypes, snobbery and scandal in pursuit of her dreams. When Elle's boyfriend, Warner, dumps her and heads to Harvard, claiming she's not "serious" enough, Elle takes matters into her own hands, crafting a showy song-and-dance personal essay and charming her way into law school. Befriending classmate, Emmett, and spunky hairdresser, Paulette, along the way, Elle finds that books and looks aren't mutually exclusive.  As Elle begins outsmarting her peers, she realizes that law may be her natural calling after all. 

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £12.00 / £10.00 (child) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

An Arts Enigma production. Written and directed by Paul Moore.

Girls, Guys and Glamrock!

It’s 1974 and Abba just had their Waterloo and our three LUVbirds, Linda, Una and Vi often find their love lives, flushed doon the loo after getting a “dissy” at Boots Corner! Where thousands of Glasgow’s young lovers started their dauner down the aisle…or right back to “ra dancin’.

Many a night they’ve waited on their Knight in shining armour and all the amour- hoping to make it across the road to Beaverbrooks, in their quest for that band of gold.

Will our LUVbirds fall head over heels…or right “aff” their heels? 

A night full of Girls, Guys & Glamrock with all the hilarity, all the love hangovers and all the hits…everything from Abba to T Rex to Bowie and The Bay City Rollers! And so many more…

From the writer of last year’s comedy smash, “The Provy Wummin”- this is not to be missed!

Age restriction: 16+

Adult humour and occasional strong language.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £22.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)