South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Fancy following in the footsteps of some of Rutherglen's funniest folk? 

Well now's your chance to emulate the likes of Stan Laurel, Robbie Coltrane and Andy Cameron by taking to the stage and sharing your favourite funny stories, memories, anecdotes or even historical tales and myths about the Royal Burgh from any point across its 900 years. 

But don't be daunted if you've never taken to the stage before as we've former Scottish Comedian of the Year and two-time Sir Billy Connolly Award nominee and journalist at The Rutherglen Reformer Scott Agnew in to help out.

He'll whip your wisecracks into shape over a five-week course before a showcase night at Rutherglen Town Hall telling your favourite funny stories about life and love or whatever else has made you laugh about Rutherglen. 

So, get your thinking cap on and bring us stories of growing up, working or wild nights out in the Royal Burgh or perhaps even recount some old yarns passed down your family over the years. Let's hear them!

This is an excellent opportunity to learn some new skills, including a taster for creative writing, public speaking and performing in a relaxed and supportive environment celebrating 900 years of Rutherglen and honouring the old Royal Burgh!

The Comedy Showcase will take place on Friday 20 March 2026.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £50 for 5 week workshop

 

Our hugely popular, long running Tea Dances return on Thursdays on the following dates;

• 15 January
• 19 February
• 19 March
• 16 April
• 21 May
• 25 June

Time: 1.30pm to 3.30pm

Tickets: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of Tea Dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided.

Book early to avoid disappointment! Call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £2.50

 

"Oh What a Night! " 

A tribute to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and much more.

The hit show continues to play to sell-out audiences and standing ovations throughout the U.K. 

Featuring the amazing falsetto voice of Einar Vestman and the humour of all-round entertainer Gary Gould, the packed two-set programme guarantees an evening of superb harmonies, stunning solo spots and light comedy.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Neil (cello) and Austin (guitar) are Duo Marier - a musical duo blending classical training with a love for genre-crossing creativity.

We met at the Royal Northern College of Music in Manchester, but our collaboration truly began in the Scottish Highlands. While walking through dramatic landscapes and sharing stories, we realised a mutual passion for chamber music and the joy of making music that connects with people on a personal level. That conversation led us to form Duo Marier - a space where cello and guitar could explore everything from classical to jazz, pop, folk, tango, and beyond.

Our approach is rooted in curiosity and connection. With just two instruments, we aim to create rich, expressive sound worlds that tell stories - sometimes familiar, sometimes unexpected, always sincere. We enjoy blurring the boundaries between genres, reshaping well-known pieces and discovering new ones that speak to both us and our audiences.

We joined Live Music Now Scotland in 2025, excited by the opportunity to bring live music into a variety of community settings. We're especially looking forward to performing in care homes and ASN schools - settings we're passionate about and well-prepared for. We believe music has the power to uplift, comfort, and bring people together - and we're excited to be part of a scheme that brings that belief to life.

Whether we're playing in a concert hall, a classroom or community setting, our aim is always the same: to offer something warm, thoughtful, and full of heart.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: Free, but tickets must be booked in advance

 

South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture SCIO Arts Development team proudly delivers a wide range of arts classes across venues throughout the South Lanarkshire Council area.

As part of Rutherglen Town Hall’s 21st Birthday celebrations, we’re delighted to present a special “Birthday” exhibition showcasing artwork created by students from our adult and children’s art classes.

For many participants, this will be their first time exhibiting their work publicly. With the guidance and encouragement of their tutors, the exhibition highlights the creativity, growth, and progress made by each artist.

Come and celebrate with us — and enjoy the vibrant talent nurtured within our community.

Happy 21st Birthday, Rutherglen Town Hall!

Cost: Free admission