South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture SCIO and New College Lanarkshire proudly present Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum… to our panto, you must come!

Welcome to a mystical magical fairytale pantomime kingdom… somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of South Lanarkshire… where the locals are under threat from the gruesome Giant Greedyguts and his loathsome enforcer, Fleshcreep.

The Giant has gobbled up all the animals in town… except Moomoo: the disco dancing coo-coo of Dame Trot and her two kids… Jack and Jessie.

Jack loves Princess Lulu - Lulu loves Jack. But he’s just a commoner and surely they can never be wed. Or can they?

Trainee Fairy Farquhar loves Jessie - Jessie has her head in the clouds. And even if she realised, fairies can’t marry mortals. Or can they?

When Princess Lulu is kidnapped by the Giant, and Fleshcreep tricks Jessie into selling Moomoo for a bag of beans, is all hope lost? Or will Fairy Farquhar be able to use the explosive power of beans to get Jack and his friends up to the Giant’s castle in Cloudland before his lunch is served?

Find out in this year’s magical family panto, as we climb the magic beanstalk for a roller-coaster journey of adventure, laughter, thrills and spills.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Dates and times:
Wednesday 10 December 2025, 9.45am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Thursday 11 December 2025, 9.45am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Saturday 13 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Sunday 14 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Monday 15 December 2025, 7.00pm
Tuesday 16 December 2025, 7.00pm - BSL Signed Performance
Wednesday 17 December 2025, 7.00pm
Friday 19 December 2025, 7.00pm
Saturday 20 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Sunday 21 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Monday 22 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Tuesday 23 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm

Cost: £16.50 / £15 conc / £51.00 family / £11 group 20+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Get ready to say “Mamma Mia!” this festive season as ABBA-Merry Christmas brings you the ultimate festive party!

It’s time to“ Take a Chance” on a night filled with all your favourite ABBA hits, with a few holiday classics thrown in, plus plenty of “Dancing  Queen” moments too. With a fabulous ABBA tribute and a sensational live band, this is your chance to deck the halls with sparkling lights and celebrate Christmas like never before. Whether you’re a die-hard ABBA fan or just love a good festive sing-along, your friends will be saying“ Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! ”a ticket to this fantastic show!

Feel the “Knowing Me, Knowing Yule” vibes as you step into a winter wonderland of music, dancing, and non-stop fun. The live band will have you rockin around the Christmas tree to iconic tunes like “Waterloo”, “Thank You For The Music ”and “S.O.S.” ,while adding a festive twist to the magic. It’s going to be a party full of Christmas cheer ,sparkling lights, and all the ABBA hits you know and love

So, grab your Santa hats, shine up those “Chiquitita” bells, and get ready for a Christmas party that’s pure “Money, Money, Money” value!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £30.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)