South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

Hotel California, a six-piece ensemble of musicians will perform their spectacular new critically acclaimed show that gives you a concert experience of 100 minutes of pure Eagles nostalgia.

You’ll return to a dark desert highway, cool wind in your hair, or stand on that street corner in Winslow, Arizona when you join Hotel California as they faithfully re-create The Eagles and their Californian Sunshine Rock sound.

Expect a set that includes tracks from the outstanding Long Road Out Of Eden album. The Eagles’ music is timeless, appealing to audiences of every age, bringing back memories and touching the hearts and souls of each new generation.

This concert promises to be a fantastic night to remember for all Eagles fans, young and old, new or long-standing.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £27.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Our hugely popular, long running Tea Dances return on Thursdays on the following dates;

• 30 July
• 27 August
• 24 September
• 29 October
• 26 November

Time: 1.30pm to 3.30pm

Tickets: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of Tea Dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided.

Book early to avoid disappointment! Call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £2.50

 

Written and directed by Paul Moore.

From here to maternity…

And for every pregnant mother climbing that hill to Rottenrow, it took an eternity!

It’s a cold night in May 2001…Big Andy and his sidekick in security, Slim Si are watching over the decrepit wards of the iconic Rottenrow Maternity Hospital, the night before it feels the pain of the wrecking ball and is razed to the ground, with no epidural to numb the pain. The end of an epidural era! On their midnight “tour of duty”, our two hapless Security Guards wander through the wards and stumble upon an old box…containing patient files, cod liver oil and a lot of vodka…

And as the vodka kicks in…he reminisces with Slim Si about how him and his siblings were all birthed in the Rooms of Rottenrow…and thousands of others. The Birth of a Nation!  

Before long, it’s drams and prams, pains and weans, distractions and contractions….as The Wummin on The Wards emerge to give birth to their stories (and their weans) in full thrust Glasgow style. Literally all the belly aching hilarity…and a few hysterectomies too. A show that will have you in stitches!!

From the writer of the smash hit musical comedies “The Provy Wummin” and “Meet Me at Boots Corner” – with the pulsating patter of big toe tapping musical numbers-from Bassey to The Beatles and Boney M…and so many more!!

Not to be missed. Grab a seat and pay a visit with your Lucozade and grapes and reminisce about “Rottenrow”

Age restriction 16+

Adult humour and subject to strong language

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £24.00 / group 10+ 10% discount (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Just Beatles – Scotland’s No.1 Beatles tribute experience.

Step back into the golden age of rock ’n’ roll as Just Beatles, Scotland’s top-ranked Beatles tribute band, deliver an unforgettable live concert packed with timeless hits and authentic nostalgia.

Fresh from appearances at International Beatleweek in Liverpool, Hamburg’s Come Together Festival, and the Edinburgh Festival, Just Beatles capture the magic, energy, and unmistakable sound of the Fab Four.

From the raw excitement of the Cavern Club era to the colourful soundscapes of Sgt. Pepper, and all the way to the legendary Apple Rooftop concert, you’ll experience every iconic era of Beatles history - performed with passion and precision.

Get ready for a spectacular night of Beatlemania!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £24.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Nine centuries of history deserves a soundtrack that can be heard from Main Street to the Clyde!

Join King’s Park Brass for a spectacular musical tribute to the Royal Burgh of Rutherglen as it hits the big 900.

We’re polishing the cornets and cranking up the volume to bring you an evening of stirring favourites that honour our storied local heritage.

Whether you’re a lifelong Ruglonian or just love the vibrant energy of a brass band, join us for a performance 900 years in the making!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: Rake: £12 / £10 conc; Stalls: £10 / £8 conc (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)