South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

The Tartan Army- 28 years later.

Written by Ian Morland.

Directed by Isobel Barrett.

Goaaaaal! And Scotland are off to the World Cup!

The Passion…The Play-offs. The Penalties. The Pints!

Join us in this celebration of our lads smashing their way into the World Cup 2026 as we march alongside our own “Tartan Army” fanatics - Oor Troops Davie, Tam ,Shug and Rab.

They take you through the highs and the lows, life’s kicks and love’s blows as they follow the team from 28 years yesterday to 28 years now…alongside their “Tartan Barmy” long suffering, embittered wives.

A rollercoaster of tears, laughter and rousing songs to steal your BraveHearts!

“Full of cracking one liners!” Citizens Theatre

“A passionate romp through Scottish Football from start to finish” The Herald

A TRAM Direct Theatre Company performance, produced by Arts Enigma Productions -the team that brought you the smash hit “The Provy Wummin”

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £24.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Join us for another Prosecco afternoon tea here at Lanark Memorial Hall…..this time in homage to the wonderful world of Wicked. With delicious cakes, tasty sandwiches and a lovely cup of tea, afternoon tea is always delightful – but add in a glass of prosecco and some great entertainment and now you’re talking!

Throughout your tea we’ll celebrate the music and songs from the musical/film with live vocalists…..and possibly even a singalong at the end.

Whether you’re Team Glinda or Team Elphaba, it’s bound to be POPULAR so get your tickets. Non-alcohol ticket option available for children.

Please Note that Stalls seating will be Cabaret style tables with 10 at a table.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: Adult £25 (with Prosecco) / Child £20 (non-alcohol)

ECHO Players present Perfect Days by Liz Lochhead.

An amateur production by arrangement with Nick Hern books.

A funny, poignant, and honest romantic comedy about racing against the biological clock.

Barbs Marshall is a successful, well-heeled celebrity hairdresser in Glasgow. At 39, she has everything she's supposed to want - except time. Her biological clock is ticking so loudly it's almost deafening. Making matters worse, her mother won't stop nagging, her best friend is pulling away, and her ex-husband has just upgraded to a 22-year-old girlfriend.

Just when things couldn't feel more complicated, Barbs meets a charming 26-year-old stranger who seems more than willing to help solve her problem. But life, and love, are never that simple, and the complications are only just beginning...

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £12.00 / £10.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)