South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

CAOS Musical Society bring the much‑loved classic musical Calamity Jane to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November!

Join them for a lively and heart‑warming trip to the Old West as Calamity navigates mix‑ups, unexpected romance and her own journey toward discovering who she truly is. 

When she mistakenly brings home Katie Brown instead of the dazzling Adelaide Adams, Deadwood is thrown into a whirl of comedy and charm, the kind of uproar that blows through town quicker than a "Windy City" gust and snaps into place faster than a good old "whip‑crack‑away".

With beloved musical moments including Secret Love, Black Hills of Dakota and The Deadwood Stage, the story builds to a joyful finale filled with warmth and humour. 

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CAOS Musical Society will bring this much‑loved classic to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November!

Licensed exclusively by arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI): https://www.mtishows.com

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £19.00 / £16.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Just Beatles – Scotland’s No.1 Beatles tribute experience.

Step back into the golden age of rock ’n’ roll as Just Beatles, Scotland’s top-ranked Beatles tribute band, deliver an unforgettable live concert packed with timeless hits and authentic nostalgia.

Fresh from appearances at International Beatleweek in Liverpool, Hamburg’s Come Together Festival, and the Edinburgh Festival, Just Beatles capture the magic, energy, and unmistakable sound of the Fab Four.

From the raw excitement of the Cavern Club era to the colourful soundscapes of Sgt. Pepper, and all the way to the legendary Apple Rooftop concert, you’ll experience every iconic era of Beatles history - performed with passion and precision.

Get ready for a spectacular night of Beatlemania!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £24.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Taylor Swift Tribute by Xenna, Showgirl Edition

Step into the unparalleled world of Taylor Swift in this ENCHANTED tribute show featuring the incredible: Xenna as Taylor. A celebration of the iconic pop sensation's music, style, and unrivalled stage presence.

Xenna embodies every essence of Taylor Swift, capturing her voice, signature looks, and magnetic charisma. 

Audiences will be transported through Taylor's world as they sing along to timeless classics from "Love Story," "Blank Space," and "Shake It Off," to “Fortnight” and “The Tortured Poets Department”. With dancers and replica costumes, showcasing Swift's distinctive looks.

The show now spans all 12 eras, including songs from the latest Album - Opalite, Fate of Ophelia and The Life of a Showgirl. This new era adds glamour and storytelling sparkle to the set, celebrating every chapter of Taylor’s talents. 

Whether you're a die-hard Swiftie or simply love great music, this is the ultimate homage to one of the biggest stars in the world. Get ready to relive Taylor Swift's greatest hits in a show that's as close to the real thing as it gets!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £22.00 / £28.00 VIP (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Following on from the nationwide sell-out success of Killer Couples, best-selling author, Psychologist, and leading crime commentator Emma Kenny returns with a brand-new live show that probes the darkest corners of humanity.

Murderous Minds takes you on a gripping journey into the twisted motivations of some of the UK's, and the world's, most notorious killers. With her extensive background in psychology and crime analysis, Emma Kenny offers a rare and credible window into how murderers justify the horrific acts they commit.

Discover the delusional beliefs and hidden traumas that drove them to kill. Explore some of the most infamous cases that have rocked society. What formed these criminals disturbing perspectives, how did their pathological thought processes develop, and what are the rationalisations they cling to - even behind bars.

Why do some people with similar upbringings and experiences lead normal lives, while others become killers? This show challenges what you think you know about morality, identity, and the line between sanity and madness.

Building on the sell-out success of Killer Couples, Murderous Minds combines real-life case studies with gripping storytelling. Immerse yourself in a night of suspense.

Whether you're a true crime aficionado, a psychology enthusiast, or simply seeking a riveting night out, Murderous Minds promises to keep you on the edge of your seat. Dare to walk in the footsteps of the world's most notorious killers, and discover that sometimes, the truth is far more terrifying than fiction.

Secure your seat now for an unforgettable exploration into the minds of murderers.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £29.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)