South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Welcome to a long-forgotten, fairy-filled kingdom… a land of crowns, curses… and chaos! The wicked sorceress Carabosse has placed a nasty curse on Princess Beauty: on her 18th birthday our lovely princess will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and maybe even die!

The kingdom is thrown into turmoil and greeting about it won’t help! Only the brave, bold and slightly bonkers Fairy Monty and his magical band of sparkles, laughter and confusion can keep hope alive.

Can they protect Princess Beauty from her fate? 

Will true love — and a very heroic prince — really be enough to break the curse of Carabosse?

Along the way there’s silliness, royal romance, wicked tricks, dazzling songs, and more jeers and hisses than you can shake a giant spindle at!

You’ll cheer the goodies… you’ll boo the baddie… you’ll be shouting, clapping and singing along – just mind and don’t let Carabosse hear you!

Come join us for a magical panto full of giggles, thrills and fairytale spills - because in this kingdom, true love’s kiss conquers all.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £18.50 / £16.50 / family £54 / grp 20+ £12 (+£1.50 trans fee)

Welcome to a long-forgotten, fairy-filled kingdom… a land of crowns, curses… and chaos! The wicked sorceress Carabosse has placed a nasty curse on Princess Beauty: on her 18th birthday our lovely princess will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and maybe even die!

The kingdom is thrown into turmoil and greeting about it won’t help! Only the brave, bold and slightly bonkers Fairy Monty and his magical band of sparkles, laughter and confusion can keep hope alive.

Can they protect Princess Beauty from her fate? 

Will true love — and a very heroic prince — really be enough to break the curse of Carabosse?

Along the way there’s silliness, royal romance, wicked tricks, dazzling songs, and more jeers and hisses than you can shake a giant spindle at!

You’ll cheer the goodies… you’ll boo the baddie… you’ll be shouting, clapping and singing along – just mind and don’t let Carabosse hear you!

Come join us for a magical panto full of giggles, thrills and fairytale spills - because in this kingdom, true love’s kiss conquers all.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £18.50 / £16.50 / family £54 / grp 20+ £12 (+£1.50 trans fee)

Welcome to a long-forgotten, fairy-filled kingdom… a land of crowns, curses… and chaos! The wicked sorceress Carabosse has placed a nasty curse on Princess Beauty: on her 18th birthday our lovely princess will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and maybe even die!

The kingdom is thrown into turmoil and greeting about it won’t help! Only the brave, bold and slightly bonkers Fairy Monty and his magical band of sparkles, laughter and confusion can keep hope alive.

Can they protect Princess Beauty from her fate? 

Will true love — and a very heroic prince — really be enough to break the curse of Carabosse?

Along the way there’s silliness, royal romance, wicked tricks, dazzling songs, and more jeers and hisses than you can shake a giant spindle at!

You’ll cheer the goodies… you’ll boo the baddie… you’ll be shouting, clapping and singing along – just mind and don’t let Carabosse hear you!

Come join us for a magical panto full of giggles, thrills and fairytale spills - because in this kingdom, true love’s kiss conquers all.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £17 / £15.50 / family £53 / grp 20+ £12 (+£1.50 trans fee)

From the producers that brought you last year's smash hit pant Snow White and the Seven Muppets, Insideout Theatre Productions Ltd proudly presents Jackie and the Beanstalk by Paul Harper-Swan.

A giant of family pantomime with all the banter, bouncing beats and a first-class professional cast.

Fee, Fie, Fo Fum...We smell the blood of a strong Scots woman!

Join Jackie and her pals for a Panto adventure not to be missed this Festive Season.

Will Jackie and the gang defeat the evil Evilena? Will they make it out of the Giant's castle alive?

Only one way to find out!  Book now for this year's hilarious Scottish twist on the classic fairytale.

Full of banter, fun, song and dance.

Book now while you still have the chance!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £15 / £13.50 conc / £46 family (x4) / £10.50 grp 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)