South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture SCIO and New College Lanarkshire proudly present Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum… to our panto, you must come!

Welcome to a mystical magical fairytale pantomime kingdom… somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of South Lanarkshire… where the locals are under threat from the gruesome Giant Greedyguts and his loathsome enforcer, Fleshcreep.

The Giant has gobbled up all the animals in town… except Moomoo: the disco dancing coo-coo of Dame Trot and her two kids… Jack and Jessie.

Jack loves Princess Lulu - Lulu loves Jack. But he’s just a commoner and surely they can never be wed. Or can they?

Trainee Fairy Farquhar loves Jessie - Jessie has her head in the clouds. And even if she realised, fairies can’t marry mortals. Or can they?

When Princess Lulu is kidnapped by the Giant, and Fleshcreep tricks Jessie into selling Moomoo for a bag of beans, is all hope lost? Or will Fairy Farquhar be able to use the explosive power of beans to get Jack and his friends up to the Giant’s castle in Cloudland before his lunch is served?

Find out in this year’s magical family panto, as we climb the magic beanstalk for a roller-coaster journey of adventure, laughter, thrills and spills.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Dates and times:
Saturday 29 November 2025, 100pm / 5.30pm
Sunday 30 November 2025, 1.00pm / 5.30pm
Tuesday 02 December 2025, 10.00am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Wednesday 03 December 2025, 10.00am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Thursday 04 December 2025, 7.00pm
Friday 05 December 2025, 7.00pm
Saturday 06 December 2025, 1.00pm / 5.30pm - BSL Signed Performance
Sunday 07 December 2025, 11.00am / 3.30pm

Cost: £18 / £16 conc / £52.00 family / £11.50 group 20+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Enjoy a selection of sandwiches and wraps followed by homemade sweet treats and scones with lashings of cream and jam! Tea and coffee will be served throughout as well, or upgrade to our sparkling afternoon tea to add on a glass of Prosecco!

Looking for the perfect gift? Afternoon Tea for Two and Sparkling Afternoon Tea for Two vouchers can be purchased at the reception desk within the gift shop.

Current dates available: 2:00pm on Sunday 18 May, 1 June, 6 July, 3 August, 7 September, 5 October, 2 November and 7 December 2025

Cost: £17.50 per person for our traditional afternoon tea and £25.00 per person for our sparkling afternoon tea. 

Booking:  Must be booked and paid for in advance by calling reception on 01698 426213. Dietary requirements can be catered for but must be advised at the time of booking.

Cost: £17.50 traditional / £25.00 for Prosecco afternoon tea

 

South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture SCIO and New College Lanarkshire proudly present Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum… to our panto, you must come!

Welcome to a mystical magical fairytale pantomime kingdom… somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of South Lanarkshire… where the locals are under threat from the gruesome Giant Greedyguts and his loathsome enforcer, Fleshcreep.

The Giant has gobbled up all the animals in town… except Moomoo: the disco dancing coo-coo of Dame Trot and her two kids… Jack and Jessie.

Jack loves Princess Lulu - Lulu loves Jack. But he’s just a commoner and surely they can never be wed. Or can they?

Trainee Fairy Farquhar loves Jessie - Jessie has her head in the clouds. And even if she realised, fairies can’t marry mortals. Or can they?

When Princess Lulu is kidnapped by the Giant, and Fleshcreep tricks Jessie into selling Moomoo for a bag of beans, is all hope lost? Or will Fairy Farquhar be able to use the explosive power of beans to get Jack and his friends up to the Giant’s castle in Cloudland before his lunch is served?

Find out in this year’s magical family panto, as we climb the magic beanstalk for a roller-coaster journey of adventure, laughter, thrills and spills.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Dates and times:
Wednesday 10 December 2025, 9.45am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Thursday 11 December 2025, 9.45am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Saturday 13 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Sunday 14 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Monday 15 December 2025, 7.00pm
Tuesday 16 December 2025, 7.00pm - BSL Signed Performance
Wednesday 17 December 2025, 7.00pm
Friday 19 December 2025, 7.00pm
Saturday 20 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Sunday 21 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Monday 22 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Tuesday 23 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm

Cost: £16.50 / £15 conc / £51.00 family / £11 group 20+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

From the producers that brought you last year's smash hit ‘A Crackin’ Christmas Carol’, Insideout Theatre Productions Ltd proudly present Snow White and the Seven Muppets by Paul Harper-Swan.

Join Snow White and the gang for an all-singing, all-dancing family pantomime full of cheer!

Simply the fairest show in the pantosphere.

Will Snow win panto’s got talent?

Can Snow and her muppet pals defeat the evil Baddie Spella?

There’s only one way to find out!

Don’t delay.

Get your tickets today!

Saturday 13 December 2:00pm  - BSL Signed Performance

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £15, £13.50 conc, £46 family (4), £10.50 group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Hot on the heels of the phenomenal success of 2024, Michelle McManus’ Winter Wonderland is back for 2025 so get ready to shake your Christmas baubles!

Michelle will be joined by Scotland’s award-winning Greatest Hits Radio Breakfast Show presenter Cat Harvey, as the hilarious Fairy Bampot and as if touring with Hugh Jackman wasn’t enough, the incredible SoundSational will be back to dazzle you with their show-stopping vocals.

This show is packed with festive frolics and Christmas crackers to sing along to, so what are you waiting for?

Get the tinsel and your Christmas jumpers at the ready and book now for all the festive cheer you’ll need this December.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £25.00 / £17.50 under 16s (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)