South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

This isn’t a video – it’s the real deal!

Take your seats for LIVE!  A sparkling stage performance by Artie, co-founder of The Singing Kettle. This lively family show is full of musical numbers, audience interaction, and on-stage surprises – perfect for little ones taking their first trip to the theatre. Kids join in every step of the way – some even help on stage!

With clues from the original Kettles it’s a standing ovation in the making for this wonderful LIVE show!

“Spout! Handle! Lid of Metal!”

Dress up in something sparkly – it’s showtime.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £12.00 / £11.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

The Naked Neds by Ingram Noble, directed by John Stuart. ‘The Naked Neds’ follows a group of Glasgow lads as they navigate the turbulent aftermath of their best friend’s suicide. In a world where politicians’ expenses seem to matter more than NHS waiting lists, they decide to take matters into their own hands.

After a string of failed fundraising attempts and just when their lives couldn’t get any more complicated, Paul finds a lump, throwing their plans – and everything else – into a whole new perspective and they realise there’s only one thing they can do; take their clothes off! 

Age restriction: 18+

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 / £18.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Inside Out Theatre Productions Ltd proudly present the sensational sequel Girls' Night Oot! 2 Heartbreaks and Promises.

A musical comedy.

The ladies are back for a night full of song and laughter to help mend a broken heart, then it is off to the dancing to dance the night away!

To survive a heartbreak all a lassie needs are her pals.

Book now for this hilarious new musical comedy.

Music from the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s and noughties.

Starring Donna Hazelton, Natalie Tulloch, Pamela Byrne, Sarah Galbraith

Written and directed by Paul Harper-Swan.

For ages 18 plus.

*Cast subject to change.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £18.00 / £16.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get ready for an electrifying night with Just Jovi, Scotland's #1 Bon Jovi tribute.

No gimmicks, no attempted lookalikes—just a powerful, pitch-perfect recreation of Bon Jovi’s greatest hits from the '80s, '90s, and 2000s.

Feel the energy, sing your heart out, and rock the night away to classics like It's My Life, Always, Wanted Dead or Alive, and many more!

Don’t miss your chance to relive the magic of Bon Jovi—grab your tickets now for an unforgettable night of rock!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Join us at Rutherglen Town Hall to hear world renowned Johnny Lee Memphis and the JLM band, supported with vocals from The Memphis Belles, come together to produce this explosive and dynamic interpretation of Elvis live in concert - The Absolute Elvis Show.

Elvis was Johnny’s very first inspiration. As a small boy Johnny would passionately watch all of Elvis’s movies and listen to his songs and from the age of three was singing and dancing to entertain his family. As a result of that home grown musical talent Johnny has travelled far and wide and continues to entertain people the world over.

Paying homage to the king since 2004, he is absolutely one of the best Elvis Tribute Artists in the business. His craft has led him to work in countries such as Canada, USA, China, Australia, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Italy, Germany, and of course the Mecca for all Elvis Tribute Artists, Memphis Tennessee where he performed directly across from Graceland.

His career has also introduced him to people who knew Elvis personally. They had the following to say about his performance:

“Johnny is doing Elvis proud, when you meet him it’s like you’ve met your new best friend just like it was with Elvis” Charles Stones (Elvis’ tour manager) 

“Boy, you sure brought back a lot of great memories for me with what you just done on that stage” Sam Thompson (Elvis’ bodyguard & close friend)

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £26.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)