South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Hot off the heels of their sold-out 2024 tour, The Naked Neds are back! Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, tears, and maybe a few awkward moments with Paul, Jamie, Tony, Harry, and Bev!

‘The Naked Neds’ follows a group of Glasgow lads as they navigate the turbulent aftermath of their best friend’s suicide. In a world where politicians’ expenses seem to matter more than NHS waiting lists, they decide to take matters into their own hands. After a string of failed fundraising attempts and just when their lives couldn’t get any more complicated, one of the boys finds a lump, throwing their plans - and everything else - into a whole new perspective and they realise there’s only one thing they can do; take their clothes off!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 / £15.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Come shake a tail feather with the UK’s supreme Tina tribute – Justine Riddoch – and her talented cast. This breathtaking tribute to Tina Turner celebrates the amazing life and work of the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll!

Early hits, including River Deep - Mountain High and Nutbush City Limits, were just a taste of what was to come. We Don’t Need Another Hero, Simply the Best, What’s Love Got to Do With It, I Don’t Wanna Lose You and When the Heartache is Over propelled Tina to stadium concert stardom.

Supported by her dazzling dancing girls in sequins, feathers and diamonds, Justine recreates and remembers those famed live performances for one night only!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £26.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

World renowned Johnny Lee Memphis, the JLM band, the Memphis Belles, come together to produce this explosive and dynamic interpretation of Elvis live in concert: The Absolute Elvis Show.

Elvis was Johnny’s very first inspiration. As a small boy Johnny would passionately watch all of Elvis’s movies and listen to his songs. Through the motivation and love of Elvis, his Aunt Helen started Johnny singing along and dancing the moves. All for family entertainment at the tender age of only 3. Johnny’s home grown musical talent has since taken him far and wide.

Paying homage to the King since 2004, he is absolutely one of the best Elvis tribute artists in the business. His craft has led him to work in countries such as Canada, USA, China, Australia, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Italy, Germany, and of course the Mecca for all Elvis tribute artists as he has performed directly across from Graceland in Memphis Tennessee, USA.

His career has also led him to meet and work with people who knew Elvis personally. To quote two of Johnny’s favourite critiques about his performance:

“Johnny is doing Elvis proud, when you meet him it’s like you’ve met your new best friend just like it was with Elvis” - Charles Stones (Elvis’s tour manager)

“Boy, you sure brought back a lot of great memories for me with what you just done on that stage” - Sam Thompson (Elvis’ bodyguard and close friend)

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Big Goldilocks wanders off from her parents into the forest but soon gets lost, getting hungry, grumpy and tired. The forest animals decide to escape before she gets even more grumpy on an Animal Rescue Centre (ARC) which flies high throughout the skies! Goldilocks arrives at the Three Bears house for a big bowl of cereal but soon it’s up to the audience to help scare her away…

Everything is in disguise and the story goes into the skies with this comical retelling of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. This comical story is retold through a massive 6ft tall book complete with pop ups and props coming out of the book!

Ideal for 4 to 9 years olds and their families.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £7.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get the Stetsons ready for the "Keep it Country Show" that features four of Ireland's top country stars all in one super show that even Nashville would be proud of!

The stellar line-up will include the Queen of Country Music, Philomena Begley who is celebrating 62 years on the road. She will lay her blanket on the ground and what a career she is still having. Joining her will be the young signing sensation Owen Mac who has had global hits with songs like Play me the Waltz, Gods Plan and Rolling home. The blue jean country queen from Cavan Kathy Durkin and her smash hit song "Working Man" and the popular singer, originally from Manchester but now residing in Fermanagh, Shawn Loughrey make up this hugely popular quartet.

Each of the stars will showcase their trademark hit songs in the company of Ireland's multi-award winning band Keltic Storm, making this a show you certainly won't want to miss! 

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £26.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)