South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Lanark Amateur Music Society presents We Will Rock You.

Music and lyrics by Queen.
Story and script by Ben Elton.
Original vocal score by Brian May, Roger Taylor and Mike Dixon.

“We Will Rock You” is presented through special arrangement with, and all authorised performance materials are supplied by, Theatrical Rights Worldwide (TRW). 

www.theatricalrights.co.uk

We Will Rock You is a high-octane, adrenaline-fuelled musical featuring more than 20 iconic Queen hits, including “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “We Are the Champions,” “Somebody to Love,” “Don’t Stop Me Now,” and of course, “We Will Rock You”. Set in a post-apocalyptic future where individuality has been outlawed and music is controlled by algorithms, the story follows two young revolutionaries who dare to defy the system to save rock ‘n’ roll.

Lanark! Are you ready to rock?

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £18 / £16 conc / £15 group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

EK Rep Theatre Club (Registered Scottish Charity SC020852) present Lilies on the Land and The Deadly Attachment (from Dad's Army).

Lilies on the Land

By The Lions Part. Directed by Tom Matthew

A revealing, funny and wonderfully moving portrait of four women who sign up to join the Women's Land Army during World War II. Based on one hundred and fifty letters and interviews with original Land Girls, along with songs from the period, Lilies on the Land charts the personal journeys of four women who join the Women's Land Army – determined to work endless backbreaking hours on farms across the country in a bid to do their best for the War Effort.

This amateur production of ‘Lilies on the Land’ is presented by arrangement with Nick Hern Books Ltd.

The Deadly Attachment

By David Croft and Jimmy Perry. Directed by Anne Macfie.

t's 1940 and the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon have to guard a captured U-Boat Captain and his crew. But fearless Captain Mainwaring incurs German displeasure when he orders the defiant prisoners be served soggy fish and chips! An hilarious episode from the classic BBC TV series Dad's Army.

This amateur production of ‘The Deadly Attachment (from Dad’s Army)’ is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £16.00 / £13.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Feel the raw power, the intensity and the energy, all the ingredients you'd expect from a Springsteen concert, this is what you get when The Springsteen Sessions roll up their sleeves and stand before you on stage, a show that even the Jersey Devil himself would be proud of. 

One thing to bear in mind when coming to one of our shows is... to bring your best singing voice with ya... 

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

K-Pop Forever! is here, LIVE on stage.......with two Shows at Lanark Memorial Hall!

Immerse yourself in the worldwide phenomenon that is K-Pop with this all-action tribute concert.

Featuring all-live performances of smash-hits including: Blackpink, BTS, Twice, Soda Pop, Golden and many more, this is the ultimate non-stop party!

Amidst a back-drop of world class lighting and effects, K-Pop Forever! takes audiences on a journey that they will never forget.

With breath-taking choreography, plus songs inspired by the record breaking film K-Pop Demon Hunters, this production is one not to be missed.

K-Pop is taking over the world and THIS is your chance to experience it, live and in person.

All under 16 year olds must be accompanied by an adult.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Written and directed by Paul Moore.

From here to maternity…

And for every pregnant mother climbing that hill to Rottenrow, it took an eternity!

It’s a cold night in May 2001…Big Andy and his sidekick in security, Slim Si are watching over the decrepit wards of the iconic Rottenrow Maternity Hospital, the night before it feels the pain of the wrecking ball and is razed to the ground, with no epidural to numb the pain. The end of an epidural era! On their midnight “tour of duty”, our two hapless Security Guards wander through the wards and stumble upon an old box…containing patient files, cod liver oil and a lot of vodka…

And as the vodka kicks in…he reminisces with Slim Si about how him and his siblings were all birthed in the rooms of Rottenrow…and thousands of others. The birth of a nation!  

Before long, it’s drams and prams, pains and weans, distractions and contractions….as The Wummin on The Wards emerge to give birth to their stories (and their weans) in full thrust Glasgow style. Literally all the belly aching hilarity…and a few hysterectomies too. A show that will have you in stitches!!

From the writer of the smash hit musical comedies “The Provy Wummin” and “Meet Me at Boots Corner” – with the pulsating patter of big toe tapping musical numbers-from Bassey to The Beatles and Boney M…and so many more!!

Not to be missed. Grab a seat and pay a visit with your lucozade and grapes and reminisce about “Rottenrow”.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton.

Cost: £24.00 / Group 10+ 10% discount (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)