South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Come along to our Sip and Glaze night where you can glaze, paint and design your own pre-cast pottery item, ideal for display at home or the perfect personalised gift.

Chill out from the world and catch up and giggle with friends as you create a masterpiece under the guidance of our expert Tutor.

Age 18+

Includes a glass of prosecco and one piece of pottery.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £30.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

It’s 1983 in Glasgow’s east end, and poor Archie McCann is stuck in a right pickle. His two daughters, Tricia and Kathleen, are getting married on the same day – the very day of the Celtic vs Rangers League Cup final!

Convinced the universe (and the SFA) are out to get him, Archie’s torn between walking his girls down the aisle or sneaking off to watch the match.

With his wife Rita off protesting with her CND pals, future sons-in-law on opposite sides of the football divide, and Maggie, the nosey neighbour with a secret crush on Archie, it’s all set for a day of mayhem. Get ready for a bellyful of laughs as Archie tries to juggle weddings, football, and a whole lot of chaos.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 / £18.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Crown Ballet® presents The Nutcracker.

An eternal seasonal favourite.

After last year’s acclaimed tour, Crown Ballet® is delighted to return to the UK to mesmerize audiences with their enchanting production of The Nutcracker.

The magic of classical ballet – performed live on stage.

A true masterpiece of Tchaikovsky’s repertoire, The Nutcracker is a charming fairytale that captures the spirit of the holiday season. Enter a magical world where a humble nutcracker may transform into a handsome prince, and dreams come to life in a whirlwind of wonder.

Based on E.T.A. Hoffmann’s The Nutcracker and the Mouse King, the story follows young Marie, a melancholy girl who receives a Nutcracker doll as a Christmas gift from her godfather, Drosselmeier. Through her vivid imagination, the Nutcracker transforms into a prince, setting the stage for a magical adventure filled with bravery, beauty, and the joy of Christmas.

A timeless holiday tradition.

This beloved seasonal classic is the perfect introduction to the magic of classical ballet for audiences of all ages. With its dazzling choreography, Tchaikovsky’s unforgettable score, and a story brimming with holiday cheer, The Nutcracker promises an unforgettable experience for the whole family.

A glittering treat that will leave memories to cherish for years to come!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £31.00 / £28.00 concession / £90.00 family (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Scotland's best and much-loved stand-up comedian, Fred MacAulay is getting ready to hit the road again with a 2025 tour around Scotland.

Now in the fourth decade of his comedy career, Fred MacAulay still loves being on stage doing what he does best.......quite simply it's STAND-UP ! "At my age it's sometimes an achievement to be actually standING up" jokes Fred, but his appetite for performing is as strong as it was all those years ago when he took a massive side-ways step from a career as an accountant and company secretary into the world of entertainment. A career which has taken him all over the world (apart from South America) (and some other continents) where he has worked in television and radio. But it's always been and always will be as a stand-up that Fred wants to be remembered. It's because of Stand-Up that I've been asked to do all the 'celebrity' things that I've done.

He might talk about some of them, but he's more likely to talk about what is current - having been a guest on the famous Radio 4 News Quiz show for almost 18 years he has some previous in this respect. And as a family man he'll no doubt be talking about the latest stage of that aspect of life.....Grandchildren. " I can remember the joy of having our kids just after I'd embarked on my career in comedy......what a great source of material they were! I mean, that wasn't the main reason for having kids ...... but I hope the same applies to the grandkids!"

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Chewin' The Fat star Karen Dunbar is back with her brand new 2025 Scottish tour!

Karen Dunbar is one of Scotland’s best-known comedy actors. Starting off in the sketch show Chewin’ the Fat, she then went on to star in her own show, The Karen Dunbar Show, which received various awards and nominations.

Karen has trod the boards in everything from Glasgow Panto to West End Theatre, performed Burns, Shakespeare, stand up and DJ-ed all in New York and last year DJ-ed at TRNSMT and in Ibiza.

In 2014 she opened the Commonwealth Games in front of forty thousand folk and one billion viewers.

From wee pubs to the National Theatre, Karen has captivated audiences with her mix of comedy, music and acting talents.

VIP meet and greet tickets incude the chance to meet Karen in person, have your photo taken with her, and you will receive a signed official poster. Karen is also happy to sign merchandise ordered from our website. Please note: meet and greet will take place at the end of the performance. Customers who have purchased tickets for this should remain in the auditorium after the show.  

This tour will be all new stories and jokes. If you have seen Karen recently feel free to come back again!

This show is for over 14s only.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £25.00 / £39.00 Meet and Greet (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)