16 Dec 2025
Bruce Fummey 17 January 2026 8:00pm £15.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) Village Theatre East Kilbride
Discover the unparalleled charm and comedy of Bruce Fummey, where humour meets Scottish history and insightful storytelling.
Bruce, the comedian behind the 240k subscriber YouTube channel Scotland History Tours, returns to East Kilbride with a new show. Laughs galore and quirky observations as he explains how Scotland Made the World.
His unique style showcases and celebrates Scottish culture and history, in a way that will not only keep you fully engaged but have you rolling with laughter and screaming for more!
Every Saturday morning UK time Bruce tells a story from Scotland’s history. This show will deliver more jokes than you’d get from the YouTube videos, and some might even make you blush, but you’ll still leave having learned about Scotland’s role in the world while laughing along the way.
Nominated for comedy awards in Australia, at home in Scotland and even named Scottish Comedian of the Year, Bruce appeared on ABC series Stuff the British Stole and many UK TV, film and radio shows.
Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.
Time: 20:00 -
Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride
Cost: £15.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)
Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre
Time: 19:30
Cost: Wednesday 3 Dec - £10.50 / Thursday 4 Dec at 7.30pm / Saturday 6 & Sunday 7 Dec at 11.30am - £12.00 £10.50 (concession) / all other tickets £14.00 / £12.50 (concession) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)
Little Red Riding Hood 3-21 Dec 2025 various times various prices (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) East Kilbride Arts Centre
Studio 32 brings the classic family pantomime Little Red Riding Hood to East Kilbride this festive season. Join Little Red as she makes her daily venture through the forest to visit her granny. Except this particular day her journey takes an unexpected turn when the cunning Mr Wolf sets his mischievous plans in motion. With a lively cast of colourful characters, plenty of adventure, and a touch of moonlit mischief, this heartwarming tale promises fun, laughter, and festive cheer for all ages.
Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.
Times: Evenings 7.30pm / Saturday 11.30am, 3.00pm, 7.30pm / Sunday 11.30am, 3.00pm
Cost: Wednesday 3 Dec - £10.50 / Thursday 4 Dec at 7.30pm / Saturday 6 & Sunday 7 Dec at 11.30am - £12.00 £10.50 (concession) / all other tickets £14.00 / £12.50 (concession) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)
Location: Rutherglen Town Hall
Time: 13:00
Cost: £16.50 / £15 conc / £51.00 family / £11 group 20+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)
Jack and the Beanstalk 10 - 23 December 2025 various times £16.50 / £15 conc / £51.00 family / £11 group 20+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) Rutherglen Town Hall
South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture SCIO and New College Lanarkshire proudly present Jack and the Beanstalk.
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum… to our panto, you must come!
Welcome to a mystical magical fairytale pantomime kingdom… somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of South Lanarkshire… where the locals are under threat from the gruesome Giant Greedyguts and his loathsome enforcer, Fleshcreep.
The Giant has gobbled up all the animals in town… except Moomoo: the disco dancing coo-coo of Dame Trot and her two kids… Jack and Jessie.
Jack loves Princess Lulu - Lulu loves Jack. But he’s just a commoner and surely they can never be wed. Or can they?
Trainee Fairy Farquhar loves Jessie - Jessie has her head in the clouds. And even if she realised, fairies can’t marry mortals. Or can they?
When Princess Lulu is kidnapped by the Giant, and Fleshcreep tricks Jessie into selling Moomoo for a bag of beans, is all hope lost? Or will Fairy Farquhar be able to use the explosive power of beans to get Jack and his friends up to the Giant’s castle in Cloudland before his lunch is served?
Find out in this year’s magical family panto, as we climb the magic beanstalk for a roller-coaster journey of adventure, laughter, thrills and spills.
Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.
Dates and times:
Wednesday 10 December 2025, 9.45am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Thursday 11 December 2025, 9.45am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Saturday 13 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Sunday 14 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Monday 15 December 2025, 7.00pm
Tuesday 16 December 2025, 7.00pm - BSL Signed Performance
Wednesday 17 December 2025, 7.00pm
Friday 19 December 2025, 7.00pm
Saturday 20 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Sunday 21 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Monday 22 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Tuesday 23 December 2025, 1.30pm / 7.00pm
Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride
Time: 10:00
Cost: £15, £13.50 conc, £46 family (4), £10.50 group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)
Snow White and the Seven Muppets 16-23 December 2025 various times £15, £13.50 conc, £46 fam (4), £10.50 grp 10+ (+£1.50) Village Theatre East Kilbride
From the producers that brought you last year's smash hit ‘A Crackin’ Christmas Carol’, Insideout Theatre Productions Ltd proudly present Snow White and the Seven Muppets by Paul Harper-Swan.
Join Snow White and the gang for an all-singing, all-dancing family pantomime full of cheer!
Simply the fairest show in the pantosphere.
Will Snow win panto’s got talent?
Can Snow and her muppet pals defeat the evil Baddie Spella?
There’s only one way to find out!
Don’t delay.
Get your tickets today!
Thursday 18 December 7:00pm - BSL Signed Performance
Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.
Location: Low Parks Museum
Time: 16:00 - 18:00
Cost: £7.25 per child
Quiet Santa 16 December 2025 4:00pm - 6:00pm £7.25 per child Low Parks Museum
Special visits to Santa with no queues and no rush. A relaxed atmosphere allows all our little friends to enjoy visiting Santa with all the magic but none of the unnecessary rush or razzamatazz.
Bookings in person at reception, via email to lowparksmuseum@southlanarkshireleisure.co.uk or phone 01698 452382.